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Post by Majin Cajabe on Jun 12, 2009 4:27:35 GMT -5
Cajabe flies in from the skies above, and lands outside a shop in North City... he steps inside, feeling like a complete fool... but he just can't help but go along with Roshi's wishes if it means getting more power.
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Post by Majin Cajabe on Jun 12, 2009 4:29:56 GMT -5
He finds the magazines, and looks at the higher racks... realizing he has to levitate to reach the merchandize the old man wants. "This is embarrassing..."
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Post by Majin Cajabe on Jun 12, 2009 4:34:22 GMT -5
He snatches up 7 of the magazines, and heads over to the counter to pay 525 zenie for them... upon leaving the shop, he decides... "You know what... this is ridiculous!"
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Post by Majin Cajabe on Jun 12, 2009 4:47:06 GMT -5
He raises a hand to the shop, and fires a huge ball of ki in to it, blowing the whole thing to pieces, killing everyone inside. He then leaps to the skies and heads back to the island with his pronzor.
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Post by Project Harvest on Jun 20, 2009 11:01:29 GMT -5
Harvest, upon finally discovering a shop, walks in... he searches for the pornography... leaps up to grab one of the super shiny ones... and heads to the till... "Hey kid, you can't buy that! I dunno what creature you are, but you're too young for this stuff!"
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Post by Project Harvest on Jun 20, 2009 11:02:12 GMT -5
Harvest throws 75 zenie in coins at the clerk's face, and walks out... "I payed, now be quiet." He's already focusing on Roshi ready to teleport out.
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Post by Project Harvest on Jun 20, 2009 11:02:46 GMT -5
"Hey wait! You can't buy that stuff... you're too y-" Harvest vanished. "Hey where the little blue brat go?"
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Post by Project Harvest on Jun 20, 2009 11:24:07 GMT -5
Re-appearing in the same shop as before, Harvest bounces up to the X-rated shelves of the magazine section, swipes up 6 super hardcore mags, and throws 450 zenie at the clerk, while focusing back on Roshi.
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Post by Project Harvest on Jun 20, 2009 11:24:38 GMT -5
Harvest then disappears altogether like last time, leaving a very frustrated and confused store clerk. "YOU'RE TOO YOUUUUUUNG!!!"
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Post by Issilude on Jun 21, 2009 19:17:15 GMT -5
Issilude slowly floated into the store, highly embarassed about what he was about to do. He approached the counter, coughed slightly to get the clerk's attention, and said, "I'd like to buy seven good quality pornos, please?"
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Post by Issilude on Jun 21, 2009 19:20:06 GMT -5
The clerk stared at Issilude for a moment, before turning to his own magazine, which Issilude had a sneaking suspicion was a porno itself. "Buzz off, runt. You can't buy porn 'till you're eighteen. If you want to jack off that bad, than search the internet."
Issilude blushed again. "IT'S NOT FOR ME! I'm supposed to exchange it for training from Master Roshi."
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Post by Issilude on Jun 21, 2009 19:21:25 GMT -5
"Pfft. Like I haven't heard that before." The clerk gestured for Issilude to leave. "Now go, scram, I'm busy." Issilude left grumbling, but stopped just outside.
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Post by Issilude on Jun 21, 2009 19:27:26 GMT -5
Stupid jerk. If only adults can buy porn... He gathered ki into his right hand and drew it down his body. "Light be bent and hide my form. Darkness veil me and disguise my being." His body shimmered and glowed, and when it faded he was replaced by a young man almost a foot and a half taller, wearing a gray shirt, blue jeans, and a black leather jacket.
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Post by Issilude on Jun 21, 2009 19:29:49 GMT -5
Issilude looked at himself and nodded. This should do nicely. Now... He walked up to the door and tried to open it, only for his hand to pass through the handle. Oh, right. This is just an illusion. He modified the illusion a bit so he could reach out with his real arm, and walked, or floated rather, since he was still the nimbus, inside.
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Post by Issilude on Jun 21, 2009 19:31:51 GMT -5
Inside he walked up to the counter, coughed to get his voice ready, and, using a very obviously fake voice, asked. "I'd like to purchase some porn, please."
The clerk glanced at him. "How much and where's your ID?"
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Post by Issilude on Jun 21, 2009 19:36:29 GMT -5
ID? Issilude frowned, not knowing what that was or what it looked like, but acted as if he did. "Oh, uh, just a second." He reached into his pocket, pulling out a leather object he had seen people use (a wallet, he thought it was called), and searched through it as he spoke. "I'd like seven high quality pornos, please."
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Post by Issilude on Jun 21, 2009 19:43:56 GMT -5
The clerk sighed and stood. "I'll get them while you look for your ID. Just have it out when I get back." Issilude almost audibly sighed as the young man left. Now I can find out what this 'ID' is. He rushed outside and asked someone if they would show them their ID, explaining that he was a foreigner and didn't know what the term stood for. A woman showed her what it was, and he thanked her before returning to the shop, creating an illusionary ID card as he did.
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Post by Issilude on Jun 21, 2009 19:47:03 GMT -5
Issilude managed to return before the clerk. He stood there, waiting, tapping his fingers on the counter for a few minutes, before the other young man returned. "Here you go, 525 zenie. Now where's your ID?" Issilude handed him the fake card, which was made using one of his tarot cards, and the proper amount of zenie. The clerk returned his 'ID' and Issilude left quickly.
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Post by Freiz on Jul 3, 2009 10:07:44 GMT -5
Entering the store, Freiz looked around for a moment. "Whoa..." The inventory was a bit much for him to grasp with just one glance, so it took hi mseveral seconds.
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Post by Freiz on Jul 3, 2009 10:10:35 GMT -5
But he quickly gets over his shock and moves on into the store. Walking up to the clerk, he paused a moment. "Eh...yeah...'scuse me... I need like...I dunno...fifteen...pornos?" he said blankly, fishing around for words, as this was more than a little awkward for him.
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Post by Freiz on Jul 3, 2009 10:12:37 GMT -5
"Stop being so awkward about it," the clerk said, pulling a stack of the magazines from under the counter. "Here ya go, ya dirty little... Anyway, lessee.... Seven top quality, and one reg'lar... 575 zenie."
"Yeah..." Freiz fished around in his pockets for a moment, producing the zenie bit by bit, but eventually, he had it all and left it on the counter as he scooped up the magazines and left.
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Post by Edge on Jul 6, 2009 12:26:25 GMT -5
Edge entered the store and looked around. "Excuse me!" he yelled to a cashier, who looked down at the kid.
"How can I help you kid?" she said with a smile.
"I need pawno magazines!" he said abruptly, causing her to recoil in shock
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Post by Edge on Jul 6, 2009 12:28:29 GMT -5
The lady stared at him. "Uh..Jim, a little help here?" she called to a man, who came to the counter. "Yeah son, did you say you needed PORNO magazines?!" the guy asked with a chuckle, clearly thinking it's a joke, but when Edge nodded, the guy's eyes widened.
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Post by Edge on Jul 6, 2009 12:29:25 GMT -5
"Well you're too young kid..." the man said.
Edge growled. "But I need them to be trained!"
The man's eyes tightened, as if he had a moment of clarity. "By...Master Roshi?" Edge nodded vigorously.
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Post by Edge on Jul 6, 2009 12:30:51 GMT -5
"Oh...makes sense then, we get fifty people a week because of that old nutter, but he's brilliant once you get past all the crazy!" the man laughed, Edge smiled to be polite.
"Well how many magazines would I need?"
The man paused for a moment, recalling everytime someone bought the magazines from him, for master roshi. "About seven top quality ones..."
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Post by Edge on Jul 6, 2009 12:32:28 GMT -5
Edge nodded. "Okay..I'll take those.."
The man nodded, and pulled out seven gold covered magazines out from behind the counter. "That will be 525 Zenie.."
Edge pulled out 525 Zenie, and handed it to the man, who then handed him the magazines in a brown paper bag. "Thank you!" Edge yelled, as he ran out the store, hopped on his nimbus and flew away.
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Post by Freiz on Jul 6, 2009 16:26:07 GMT -5
Walking into the store, Freiz walked up to the counter and knocked on it to alert the clerk. "Yeah, five pornos, Roshi's Training, no questions."
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Post by Freiz on Jul 6, 2009 16:27:24 GMT -5
"Likely story..." the clerk says, bringing up the magazines from under the counter. "Two high quality, and one regular... 200 zenie."
Fishing out the zenie, Freiz layed it on the counter, his eyes narrowed at the clerk.
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Post by Freiz on Jul 6, 2009 16:28:14 GMT -5
"You know what?" Freiz's hands shifted to the small stack of magazines. "Shut up." He then takes them and walks outside, kicking the door shut and cracking the glass in it.
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Post by Bato on Aug 8, 2009 4:50:06 GMT -5
Arriving in a rather desolate land, which was perfect for hiding his ship, Bato ran into the shop, looking all around the human wares. Though there were books - rather, erotic things. He decided he'd buy about, 8 Top quality Porno's [16]. 600 Zenie - 3000 Previous Zenie.
He then went off to Kame Island, subconsciously.
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