Post by Majin Cajabe on May 23, 2009 15:17:10 GMT -5
Just wondering... I remember Hellzone put his bet on my second visit, which was interesting, since I didn't think people would have that much faith in me.
I'm very attractive and kind'a unpredictably interesting for a nerd girl, but still...
I don't do this kind of thing.
Plus, people with autism or anything close don't date. It's like one of the symptoms. XD
So, I'm considering going out right now... the bar's open...
I just hafta get some extra cash and take a cab.
Night 1
No sex, but plenty of snogging/groping action.
Night 2
Dancing... grinding... sexual harrassment...
But overall a failure, due to not even a kiss.
Night 3
Plenty of funorz... some dancing... and got someone's Facebook.
Though I bet she's straight. XP
Night 4
Best with the quote...
Night 4... well... it started turning out great.
Danced with this whole group of gorgeous lesbians, but I was making a huge mistake about how to deal with things.
Y'see, I choose who I want upon seeing them... and if people dance with me, I dance with them, but for some reason I rarely consider anything more than that...
I mean, honestly, I was in a lesbian grind sammich this time... I had a double-lesbian leg-ride (where my thighs were through between their legs and they danced on either side of me)... and at one point when I needed a break and stood with my back to the wall, one came up to me and shoved her ass against my crotch PINNING ME TO THE WALL while she danced.
I mean, oh my God... after that kind of action, you'd think I'd get some, but none of the girls were the ones I had originally picked out...
Then later in the night it was crap because not enough people were there and I didn't fancy any of'em and the music wasn't that good.
Anyways, so... I'm gonna change tactics... I'll do my usual uber-sexy inviting style of dance, and see who dances with me... then make my choices from those girls who show interest.
I dunno why I never decided to do this before... but I'm just seeing it too much as 'fun' really to think about stuff and plan what I'm doing... o.ONight 5
Night was cut short; ended up being taken to hospital with severe abdominal pains that faded away by the time someone saw me after many hours of waiting in agony.
At least it was a cheap night out. XD
Night 6
Tried going out on a Sunday... too quiet... it was fun, yeah, but... just wasn't the same.
Night 7
At some point I found myself with my face being devoured by a crazy drunken 29 year old.
I, meanwhile, was devouring her face in return.
This happened numerous times over the course of the night, but we were both too tired and too drunk by between 2 and 3am, so we both had to go home.
Basically, I actually pulled.
I actually fucking pulled.
If you don't know what 'pulled' means, then you can prolly work it out.
Anyways, a good ending to my clubbing spree. Even if I never had sex with anyone, I had lots'a funorz.
P.S. I'm 22, if anyone's wondering.
...oh, the girl who ate my face has me on Facebook now. XD
I'm very attractive and kind'a unpredictably interesting for a nerd girl, but still...
I don't do this kind of thing.
Plus, people with autism or anything close don't date. It's like one of the symptoms. XD
So, I'm considering going out right now... the bar's open...
I just hafta get some extra cash and take a cab.
Night 1
No sex, but plenty of snogging/groping action.
Night 2
Dancing... grinding... sexual harrassment...
But overall a failure, due to not even a kiss.
Night 3
Plenty of funorz... some dancing... and got someone's Facebook.
Though I bet she's straight. XP
Night 4
Best with the quote...
Danced with this whole group of gorgeous lesbians, but I was making a huge mistake about how to deal with things.
Y'see, I choose who I want upon seeing them... and if people dance with me, I dance with them, but for some reason I rarely consider anything more than that...
I mean, honestly, I was in a lesbian grind sammich this time... I had a double-lesbian leg-ride (where my thighs were through between their legs and they danced on either side of me)... and at one point when I needed a break and stood with my back to the wall, one came up to me and shoved her ass against my crotch PINNING ME TO THE WALL while she danced.
I mean, oh my God... after that kind of action, you'd think I'd get some, but none of the girls were the ones I had originally picked out...
Then later in the night it was crap because not enough people were there and I didn't fancy any of'em and the music wasn't that good.
Anyways, so... I'm gonna change tactics... I'll do my usual uber-sexy inviting style of dance, and see who dances with me... then make my choices from those girls who show interest.
I dunno why I never decided to do this before... but I'm just seeing it too much as 'fun' really to think about stuff and plan what I'm doing... o.O
Night was cut short; ended up being taken to hospital with severe abdominal pains that faded away by the time someone saw me after many hours of waiting in agony.
At least it was a cheap night out. XD
Night 6
Tried going out on a Sunday... too quiet... it was fun, yeah, but... just wasn't the same.
Night 7
At some point I found myself with my face being devoured by a crazy drunken 29 year old.
I, meanwhile, was devouring her face in return.
This happened numerous times over the course of the night, but we were both too tired and too drunk by between 2 and 3am, so we both had to go home.
Basically, I actually pulled.
I actually fucking pulled.
If you don't know what 'pulled' means, then you can prolly work it out.
Anyways, a good ending to my clubbing spree. Even if I never had sex with anyone, I had lots'a funorz.
P.S. I'm 22, if anyone's wondering.
...oh, the girl who ate my face has me on Facebook now. XD
