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Post by unholylssj on May 16, 2009 23:40:03 GMT -5
But, finally, the last bit of wood gave way and Couric found himself on the sand, back first...more pain added to the mix. "Damn....parked...cars..." He muttered wearily.
"That was no parked car, kid. You hit my house..." An elderly voice said from above, causing Couric to frown.
"Oh god...I've died and they've sent old people to take my soul to heaven....Those crazy angels..." He groaned, slowly sitting up.
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Post by unholylssj on May 16, 2009 23:43:27 GMT -5
"No such luck for you, kid. You're alive and I'm alive." The old man replied, staring at the Saiyan from behind his black sunglasses, cane tapping against the sand. Couric immediately grimaced, realizing he was stuck on an island with an old man until he could call the Nimbus back...but knowing that fluff ball, it probably didn't even notice that he had been flung off.
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Post by unholylssj on May 16, 2009 23:48:01 GMT -5
"So...where exactly am I...?" He asked, taking a better look at the island from where he was sitting, unable to see it from his place atop the Flying Nimbus since his face was buried in the fluff most of the time thanks to the speed.
"You're on the great Turtle Hermit's island! And that is me!" Old man Roshi exclaimed, grinning, his mustache covering a his lips and a few of his teeth were missing.
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Post by unholylssj on May 16, 2009 23:52:34 GMT -5
"Turtle Hermit, huh? Does that mean you're actually strong?" The teen asked, only to be laughed at by the elderly Martial Artist. He wouldn't be all that surprised if he was, considering that he had met an incredibly fast talking cat quite a bit earlier.
"Of course I am! I'm the strongest human on the planet!" He replied, that stupid grin still in sight. "Not only that, but anyone who received my tutelage would become many, many, many times stronger!"
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Post by unholylssj on May 16, 2009 23:54:27 GMT -5
"Really!?" This had caught Couric's attention almost immediately, while it would've caused him to just laugh hysterically in the man's face the day before. But thanks to meeting Korin, that kind of thing was prevented. "Will you train me!?" His hopes were rising.
"Nope." Instantly crushed...
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Post by unholylssj on May 16, 2009 23:57:54 GMT -5
"Why not!?" He asked, glaring at the bald headed old man, only to have a finger shoved in his face. It took everything Couric had not to bite the old man's hand off at that moment...
"Because I only take students who interest me or bring me something that interests me!" He answered, sunglasses gaining a bit of a shine to them. /Oh god....What does he want...?/
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Post by unholylssj on May 17, 2009 0:00:05 GMT -5
"And that is...?" Couric could feel that he was going to regret asking that question.
"Simple...'magazines'! Filled with the most beautiful of girlies from all across the world!" Roshi replied, nose about to spray out blood just thinking about it. Couric, on the other hand, smashed his face into the sand almost immediately, the usual sweatdrop rolling down the back of his head.
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Post by unholylssj on May 17, 2009 0:03:39 GMT -5
"YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!" He shouted, getting to his feet, face burning bright red at that point. He was glad he had held himself back from biting the old man's hand...Who knew where that thing had been.
"Nope! To get my amazing training, a pupil would have to bring me fourteen of those mags from South City! And there is no way else I would train them!"
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Post by unholylssj on May 17, 2009 0:06:59 GMT -5
This was the point where Couric had to decide between getting stronger or keeping what shred of dignity he had left. But then again, he could always just use the Solar Flare technique to get in and out of that kind of shop without anyone seeing him.
"Fiiiine...." He sighed, realizing there was no other way.
"Or you could buy a few of those amazing mags with the golden binding! Those are twice as good as the normal ones!" Roshi added, practically jumping for joy at the prospect of adding more dirty magazines to his collection.
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Post by unholylssj on May 17, 2009 0:13:32 GMT -5
/I am never going to live this down...even if no one finds out about it.../ He sighed mentally, slowly bring his hands to the edges of lips and shouting once more.
"COME FLYING NIMBUS!" The cloud immediately returned, resting in front of the young Saiyan, Couric leaping on, pushing thoughts about what he was going to get out of his mind for now, knowing that if he even thought about it, he'd fall right through the cloud. Tightening his grip on the fluff, Nimbus took off at top speed....towards the southernmost of the capital cities.
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Post by unholylssj on May 17, 2009 0:33:19 GMT -5
Couric leapt off the cloud, the trip back to Kame House having been one longer than any other. Because of the Flying Nimbus's "No Impure Thoughts" requirement, Couric had found that he nearly slipped through the cloud, having barely managed to react in enough time to replace those thoughts with good thoughts....pure thoughts...truly pure thoughts. Needless to say, longest flight ever..
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Post by unholylssj on May 17, 2009 0:35:22 GMT -5
Roshi practically ripped the magazines from his soon-to-be pupil's hands, drool escaping his mouth and hanging on the edge of his lips, face having turned a brighter red than the young Saiyan had even thought possible, and a bit of blood dripping from his nose. Couric's own face was bright red, though out of embarrassment and a tiny bit of shame that he had actually agreed to this..
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Post by unholylssj on May 17, 2009 0:39:59 GMT -5
"R-right..Anyways...I fully and truly accept you as my pupil!" Roshi declared, finishing his quick look through the magazines, wanting to save some pleasure for later. "Great pupil.....kid...!"
"My name's Couric..." The saiyan replied, disgusted at himself for even considering looking at the mags and actually having gone to go get them just so he could get a bit stronger. /This training better be as effective as he said.../ The teen thought, eye twitching. Even the thought of the training being nothing more than a farce causing anger to build up within.
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Post by unholylssj on May 17, 2009 0:42:30 GMT -5
"Come back tomorrow and we'll start! You better be ready for four difficult training sessions, kid!" Roshi exclaimed, seeming quite serious. Til his perverted grin returned, followed by giggling as he rushed into the house, magazines in tow. The teenage Saiyan sighed, leaping on Nimbus and taking off, planning to do just as the man said; return tomorrow.
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Post by unholylssj on May 17, 2009 7:48:42 GMT -5
Skidding to a stop on the sand, just barely coming to a complete halt before he hit the house for a second time, he looked up. /This better be worth it..../ Couric throught, frowning as he walked up to the door and knocked on it twice. Memories of having to go get the magazines flashed through his mind.
/Definitely better be worth it...or I just might lose it completely.../
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Post by unholylssj on May 17, 2009 7:50:47 GMT -5
The door creaked open, the old master looking out to see just who had come to bother him today. He caught sight of the young Saiyan and immediately grinned, sunglasses shining.
"Thanks for the magazines, kid! They definitely will go to good use!" He exclaimed, nose still bleeding a bit.
Couric shuddered. /Perverted old bastard.../
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Post by unholylssj on May 17, 2009 7:54:14 GMT -5
Clearing his throat, Roshi's expression suddenly became completely serious, dropping the old crazy pervert 'act' for a minute or two. "You ready, kid? My training will definitely push you to your limits! Just follow me to one of the nearby islands and we'll get started."
/Eh..!? Is the perversion just an act...?/ The teen leapt onto Nimbus, starting have some hope for the training after all!
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Post by unholylssj on May 17, 2009 7:56:26 GMT -5
Roshi leapt onto a turtle floating in the ocean, reaching into his shirt and pulling out...another magazine, beginning to giggle like a school girl as the turtle swam towards one of the islands that Roshi had mentioned. Couric just sighed and followed, reminding the Nimbus to GO SLOWLY SO THEY COULD ACTUALLY FOLLOW. /This is going to be a looooooong day...../
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Post by Edge on May 17, 2009 11:08:08 GMT -5
Tereya washed up on the shore of the island with the pink house, and looked around wildly, he clutched at the sandy ground and pulled himself to his feet, a startled elderly man looked at him, half-confused.
"Papaya Island?"Tereya asked him, but he shook his head.
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Post by Edge on May 17, 2009 11:12:21 GMT -5
"Sorry there kid, but you're on Turtle Hermit Island, Papaya Island is still further south..." the man said in a matter-of-factly sort of way.
"So who are you?" Tereya asked the man, who blinked wildly.
"You mean you don't know who I am, kid?" the elderly man's face grew slight angry and shocked.
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Post by Edge on May 17, 2009 11:34:19 GMT -5
"Well.....
Database indicates that "Master Kame-Sennin Roshi" is the Turtle Hermit, a master of martial arts and one of the strongest humans alive
Ok....You're Master Roshi, the Turtle Hermit, one of the worlds strongest fighters right?"
Master Roshi blinked a few times before nodding carefully.
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Post by Edge on May 17, 2009 11:41:55 GMT -5
"Oh...well what do you have to teach me, then, Master?" Tereya asked him bluntly...to which Roshi looked down to the ground, embarassed.
"Well you see kid, I don't teach anyone, unless they bring me Magazines...of pretty...beautiful, girls...!" Roshi said loudly, causing Tereya to open his eyes wide.
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Post by Edge on May 17, 2009 11:43:26 GMT -5
Tereya glanced at Roshi for awhile to see if the man was joking, but the his databanks kicked in yet again: Master Roshi:
Likes: Beautiful girls, naked women, magazines, spooning. Dislikes: ? Personality Type: Horny. "So he isn't joking then..." Tereya thought to himself as the Master stared at him expectantly.
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Post by Edge on May 17, 2009 11:45:03 GMT -5
"Okay Master, I'll come back for your training..." Tereya said, pausing slightly, before adding on: "With your dirty magazines..." causing Roshi to jump in excitement.
"Gee thanks kid!" Roshi exclaimed happily.
"But first..I need to go register on Papaya Island...for the tournement..."
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Post by Edge on May 17, 2009 11:47:42 GMT -5
"Okay...kid, it's in that direction, but remember...you need to bring me back sixteen or seventeen magazines, depending on how much you want to learn, so bring GOOD ones!" Roshi said happily.
"As you wish Master..." Tereya began to walk towards the ocean, before Roshi stopped him.
"Papaya Island is in that direction.." (Roshi points towards the south-west region)
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Post by Edge on May 17, 2009 11:48:54 GMT -5
Tereya nodded, and waved goodbye to the preverted old man, before diving head first into the ocean, and briskly swimming towards his next destination, Papaya Island!
"Registration..here I come!"
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Post by Nai on May 18, 2009 9:32:17 GMT -5
After much swimming, Nai approaches the Kame house. He gets onto the island, actually somewhat tired from all the swimming. That's something I haven't done in awhile. Nai drops his small ki barrier. With the pornos in hand, he knocks on the door.
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Post by Nai on May 18, 2009 9:33:47 GMT -5
After a little bit of a wait, the door opens. Roshi's tiny body is seen, and since Nai is so tall compared to Roshi, the first thing that Roshi sees is all the pornos. Before Nai even realizes it, all the pornos are snatched from his hand. !!!
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Post by Nai on May 18, 2009 9:38:20 GMT -5
This guy is really fast... So I guess his training will be worth it. "Thanks so much!" Master Roshi exclaims. "So many people have been just giving these to me!" Amidst all the excitement, Master Roshi explains Nai about all his training. He then grabs a rock, writes down Nai's name after a brief introduction, and throws it into the forest.
After more brief conversation, Nai dives into the water and swims over to the island. "Wow! Seven high quality pornos and a normal one! No one has given me this much at once!"
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Post by Nai on May 18, 2009 11:07:25 GMT -5
Finished with the training, Nai swims back to the kame house. He knocks on the door and the old man answers almost instantly. "Wow, you're done?" Roshi asks. "Yep! That was great training! Thanks!" "Anytime. There's a World Martial Arts tournament that you can sign for down that way. It might be full, but you can check it out if you want!" "Thanks!"
Nai turns around and just stands on the island, wondering what to do next.
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