The Kame House

[Majin Cajabe]

The Kame House is a small pink house on a small beach island, with a lecherous old coot, called Master Kame-Sennin Roshi, living in it, along with an old sea turtle... called Turtle.

Master Roshi has somehow managed to live for another 1000 years, and hasn't aged a bit.
You can give him porno magazines in exchange for things!
You can buy pornography from North City and South City.

Note: Pretty ladies can get training without porno... but they'll have to give Roshi something in return. Like a peek at their underwear each time or a bit of 'paf-paf' or 'boom-boom'.
However, this doesn't apply to the 'spar with Master Roshi' option.

Trade
10kg Turtle Shell - 1 porno
Find the Turtle Rock on Jungle Island - 2 pornos
Deliver the milk on Milk Route Island - 3 pornos
Plough the fields on Farm Island - 4 pornos
Move the big rock on Big Rock Island - 5 pornos
Learn the Kamehameha (takes 20 posts in this Kame House thread) - 6 pornos
Learn the World Surprise Attack (takes 20 posts in this Kame House thread) - 7 pornos
Spar with Master Roshi - 8 pornos
Upgrade the Kamehameha to the Super Kamehameha (takes 10 posts in this Kame House thread, the Kamehameha must be already known, and you must be at 10s or higher) - 9 pornos
100kg Turtle Shell - 10 pornos

Technique Descriptions
Kamehameha: Gather ki in both hands, cupped at your side, while speaking the name of this attack. Thrust your hands at your target, and release the legendary wave. This is also pretty good at putting fires out.
World Surprise Attack: Clap your hands together, and convert your ki in to HIGH VOLTAGE electricity for 2 uninterrupted turns. Thrust both hands forward to electrocute your opponent with everything you have! This attack, once released, is near-instantaneous, making it nigh-inescapable. One use per battle; drains a huge amount of ki!
Super Kamehameha: Same as the regular Kamehameha, but with at least 1 turn of charge to deliver a lot more power. As a random note, a Super Kamehameha is powerful enough to be used to escape the gravitational pull of a star.

Master Roshi's Training
If you complete all four courses of training on the other islands, and made a minimum of 10 posts per island, message an admin, and you'll be rewarded with 50 free posts.
You only get this once, though.

Sparring With Master Roshi
He's capable of every ability up to Ki Sensing, and he also has his 'Buffed' form. He only uses that for Kamehamehas, though, as it slows him down.
Be ready for a challenge.

Boost from Sparring with Roshi
This all depends on how many s you have.
You have to make as many posts as your number of s to get awarded one free post.
So if you have 1 you get 1 post for every post. If you have 2s you get 1 post for every 2 posts you make. Etcetera.
Don't bullshit your spars... and even if you do drag it out, no spar with Roshi can last longer than 20 posts (unless you have more than 20 stars, somehow... where then the spar is over once you reach your star count).

[Blaze]

Blaze arrived on the island and told the people he had hitched a ride with to take off. He figured he would be accepted here or stay until he was. As the car took off behind him Blaze walked up towards the house and knocked on the door several times awaiting it to be answered to see what Master Roshi looked like.

[Blaze]

"Why hello there" said the old man as he answered the door. Blaze looked at him, he didn't seem all that strong but from what he had heard he was cream of the crop as far as trainers went and Blaze definitely wanted to get stronger

[Blaze]

Blaze explained who he was and why he had arrived on the island to Master Roshi. Roshi sat there throughout the story and replied with probably one of the more strange answers Blaze had ever heard. In order to receive his famous training he would need to bring the old man porno magazines. Blaze was at the very least befuddled by this but none the less acknowledge it as something that needed to be done. He began swimming out into the ocean heading towards south city.

[Blaze]

As Blaze arrived on the island Master Roshi just happened to be coming outside from his house. "Back so soon?!" Roshi said in an excited voice, happier than hell to get his hands on his smut. Blaze smiled as he handed over the magazines in return for finding the turtle rock and plowing the fields types of training. They headed off to the first training area after this.

[Blaze]

Chuckling at the thought he had while arriving on the island, he proceeded inside to find Master Roshi looking at the magazines he and his previous students had given him. He called him to get his attention. Roshi yelled out his name and smiled asking what he had brought his favorite master.

[Blaze]

Blood flew from Master Roshis nose as he saw the stack of porno he was presented with. Blaze smiled unwrapping them from the plastic for his enjoyment. This will get you whatever training you want, said the old pervert as he received four top quality magazines which would cover the Milk Route training and the Big Rock training.

[Blaze]

Master Roshi had an extremely large grin on his face as he said "Let's head out for your first bit of training" as they swam off towards the island(Master Roshi rode Turtle), he could hear Roshi exclaim how Blaze was his favorite student for all the magazines he had just brought him.

[Marka]

Marka reached an island but it wasn't empty. Marka had to step onto it though because the salt in the water was beginning to take it's toll on the metal within the android's body. Marka walked up to the door of the small pink house on the island and knocked.

1/20

[Marka]

An old man answered. He was balding and had a slightly hunch back. He was very old, as Marka could tell, exactly how old though Marka had no idea.

"Hello I was just looking around and saw a house. I figured I'd knock and say hi"

[Marka]

"Well hello there" Said the old man, "My name is Roshi, who are you"

Marka stood there for a minute, "I know that name before, I've heard of the name Roshi. I'm trying to think of where I heard your name from. Are you famous from anywhere?"

3/20

[Marka]

"Well of course, I'm a world famous martial artist!!!!!"

Marka stared in amazement, he had just now remembered where he heard the name before. "You don't look much like a martial artist" Marka said cautiously.

[Marka]

"YOU WANT SOME DAMN PROOOF!!!!!" The old man yelled. He through his cloak off showing his wizened skin.

Roshi put his palms together and displayed them in front of him. "KA-MEE-HAA-MEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" he screamed as a jet of white light shot out of his palms and zoomed away over the ocean sending great waves splashing everywhere.

5/20

[Marka]

Marka dropped his bag in amazement. "That was incredible!" he said. "Can you teach me how to do that?"

Roshi looked at him, "Well my teaching has a price you know. Being alone on this island for many years I'm sure you can realize. Certain nudey magazines are good payment...."

[Marka]

Marka quickly dug through his pack and wrenched the magazines from it. He would rather know that incredibly technique than have these magazines.

"Are these four good enough for you to teach me the attack?" Marka said hopefully. He really wanted to learn this technique.

7/20

[Marka]

Roshi put the pornography magazines down. "Okay, this attack is called the Kamehameha wave. Quite a mouthful isn't it?" Roshi said smiling as he caught Marka's dazed look.

"Before you learn it I want you to feel it. Stay there, I'll make sure this isn't full power"

8/20

[Marka]

Roshi did the same curious movement with his palms and shot another blast right at Marka.

"Hey you! Stand your ground. Don't let it knock you down!"

Marka placed his hands in front of him as the blast slammed into him sending him flying back into the ocean.

[Marka]

10/20

Marka quickly swam back to shore. He had to learn that technique. It would surely win him many battles if he could just master the damn technique. He got back to the island to see Roshi still laughing his ass off on the ground, rolling like a turtle who couldn't stand back up.

[Marka]

11/20

"Hahaha you should have seen your face" Roshi wheezed through extremely large laughs. Roshi slowly got to his feet and pulled Marka towards himself. Roshi stood behind him and showed him the correct hand movements.

[Marka]

12/20

"Now when you get to this point I want you to yell, 'KAMEHAMEHA!', ok?" Roshi stared at him and eventually Marka replied with a quick, "Yes".

Marka stood with his feet dug into the ground. He cleared his mind and focused on what he was about to do.

[Marka]

Marka placed his right palm over his left and said "KA", then he clasped both hands together and placed them behind his body to his right side and responded with "MEHAME" Then he through his two palms into front of him with incredible force and screamed, "HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA".

[Marka]

14/20

Roshi began laughing again. Nothing had happened, nothing came out of Marka's palms. Roshi looked at Roshi then said, "Do it again". Marka sighed and did the same, now familiar motions again and again for several hours. It became extremely repetitive at this point.

[Marka]

15/20

Several hours into his training session Marka was able to make a small ball of energy shoot out of his palms, but he could already do that normally. Marka felt ready to give up but he really wanted to learn this technique. Roshi told Marka to stand aside and let him show him how the technique was done once again.

[Marka]

16/20

Roshi could due the attack so well. It was almost flawless, a beam so big it could destroy anything it touched if he used full power. Marka tried it again and again. The small ball of energy got larger and larger as time went on but it still was not anywhere near as powerful as Marka wanted it to be.

[Marka]

17/20

If Marka was going to use the attack in a fight he wanted it to be just as powerful as Roshi's. He continued trying well into the night until finally he had created a beam of light. Roshi clapped and said, "Well done, now all you need to due to train a bit more to get that beam nice and strong."

[Marka]

18/20

Marka shot more Kamehamehas out towards the open ocean. Each one stronger than the last. His mood had changed dramatically, he now had a new technique to use in his arsenal. The Kamehameha wave would prove to be extremely useful in coming battles.

[Marka]

19/20

Marka had finally mastered the technique. He was ecstatic. Roshi had gone in to sleep while Marka was practicing. Marka was so excited he ran into Roshi's house and woke him up. Roshi had one of the pornos over his face and he was snoring pretty loudly. Roshi got up startled and pulled the covers over his body even more as if he had nothing on underneath.

[Marka]

20/20

"I mastered the technique" Marka said, "Thank you for all your help"

Roshi smiled, Another soul knows my kamehameha wave, that's good. Makes me proud. "You are very welcome Marka. I do hope to see you again sometime you brought some very nice magazines."

[unholylssj]

His arrival on the island was rather painful, only made more so by the fact he had been flung off the Flying Nimbus into the two story house at an amazing speed. He was practically embedded in the outside wall of the top half of the home, his cloud having taken off to just float around the place. The only sign that the Saiyan was still alive was the fact his tail had twitched, seemingly bent at an awkward angle.

[unholylssj]

A few minutes would pass, the only thing being heard on the island was the sound of a seagull being devoured by a random fish because it had gotten too close to the water. Couric was still stuck in the wall, barely managing to hang onto consciousness and the ability to think coherently, though the pain really prevented him from wanted to move at all.