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Post by Black Star Shenron on Jun 18, 2009 15:36:03 GMT -5
Welcome to... Rrrrr-... oh forget it. Let's just call it Hyrule. There are many chicken-like creatures who like to tell bad jokes and dumb stories and will never leave you alone. When you try to kill them they split in to smaller chicken-like creatures and get even more annoying and their voices get even higher pitched. THEY'LL NEVER DIE!!! ...except of old age, of course. Oh... by the way... many of these chicken things don't take kindly to criticism... you have to LOVE every single one of their jokes and stories, otherwise they might just attack you. The planet is full of meadows, mostly. YAY! You got it right! The Four Star Dragon Ball is here! Usual number of replies required to find it... and 24 hours starting from Shiro's post arriving here, during which nobody may leave. Then you can get the Dragon Ball, as long as it's been somehow agreed between all searching characters, through combat, or agreement. The dragonball's been claimed by a crazy chicken who thinks it's her egg! Do whatever it takes to take it from her. The hen went into one of the crudely made shacks and came out rolling the dragon ball. Shiro picked it up and placed it in his pocket as he spoke. "All you have to do to be sane is ignore the little voices in your head." The chicken tilted her head, and Shiro was worried that that wasn't the kind of insanity she was suffering from, until she said, "But I LIKE the voices in my head. They're so much fun to talk to." |
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 15:48:33 GMT -5
Shiro landed the ship in the middle of what looked like a very large chicken farm. He pulled out his radar to check, again, if there was anything here. Not like I'll get a straight answer.
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Post by Black Star Shenron on Jun 29, 2009 15:55:15 GMT -5
YAY! You got it right! The Four Star Dragon Ball is here!
Usual number of replies required to find it... and 24 hours starting from Shiro's post arriving here, during which nobody may leave.
Then you can get the Dragon Ball, as long as it's been somehow agreed between all searching characters, through combat, or agreement.
The dragonball's been claimed by a crazy chicken who thinks it's her egg! Do whatever it takes to take it from her.
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 15:57:40 GMT -5
Shiro's eyes widened in shock. Wait, there's a definite signal!? That's a first! He then looked up, seeing what looks like a village of very crudely made chicken coops. And it's coming from there.
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 15:59:29 GMT -5
Shiro stepped out of the ship. Finally, an easy recovery. All I have to do is search the coops and then... "Psst, hey, bud." Shiro stopped and looked around, thinking he heard a voice.
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:01:12 GMT -5
Seeing nothing but chickens, Shiro continues.
"Oi, tall guy! Look at me when I talk to you!"
Shiro looked around again, certain he'd heard something.
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:02:32 GMT -5
I think I spent too much time on that oven planet. I've started to hear things. Shiro thinks as he shakes his head, once more starting to walk.
"WOULD YOU LOOK AT ME YOU OVERGROWN, HAIRLESS MONKEY!!!?"
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:04:45 GMT -5
Shiro looks around, seeing one bird in particular whose feathers were ruffled up, as if he were irritated about something. "Wait a second, did a chicken just talk to me?"
"CHICKEN!? HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A CHICKEN! I AM A ROOSTER!"
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:06:22 GMT -5
Shiro backed up, hands going up in the traditional fashion. "Alright, alright, I'm sorry Mr. Rooster."
The bird's feathers smoothed out and he nodded. "That's better."
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:09:09 GMT -5
After a moment, Shiro asked. "Uh, you needed something...?"
The rooster nodded, apparently excited. "Oh, yes, right. Ahem." The bird turned his head, looking at Shiro with his left eye. "Would you like to hear a joke?"
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:11:49 GMT -5
"Uh, I'm kinda in a hurry right now, so-" Shiro tried to say, only to be interupted.
"Oh, come on, come on, just one. Please? I promise it's a good one!"
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:14:32 GMT -5
Shiro backed away from the crazy chicken, arms raised as if he's trying to defend himself. "Okay, okay. But just one."
The chicken nodded. "Sure, sure, sure, ok. AHEM!" The bird cleared his throat and fixed Shiro with a serious stare. "Why did the mouse cross the road?"
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:16:28 GMT -5
Shiro blinked. That would be the one universally known joke. "Uh, to get to the other side?"
The chicken was obviously trying to hold in his laughter. "No, pfft. Give up?"
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:18:03 GMT -5
Shiro nodded. If that's not it then what-
The chicken immediately started jumping up and down, wings flapping wildly. "IT WAS TO GET AWAY FROM THE CRAZY CAT!!! HAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:23:45 GMT -5
Shiro just sweatdropped and nodded slowly. "Uh-huh. Oooookay then."
The rooster stopped laughing suddenly and glared at him. "Didn't you find it funny?"
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:27:29 GMT -5
"Uh, yeah. Eheh, eheh." Shiro said quickly. The rooster narrowed his eyes for a minute, then returned to laughing uncontrolably.
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:30:28 GMT -5
Shiro turned and started to walk away again.
"Hey, big guy! You want to hear a joke?" Shiro turned to see another chicken, this one an actual chicken chicken.
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:32:14 GMT -5
Shiro shook his head. "No thanks, I-"
"Aww, come on. Please?" The chicken fluttered her eyelids in what must have been an attempt at seduction.
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:34:28 GMT -5
IS A CHICKEN HITTING ON ME!!? Shiro thought, backing away quickly. The chicken followed, eyes narrowing the more Shiro retreated. "What, so you like Berick's jokes but don't want to hear mine?"
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:37:15 GMT -5
Shiro, actually feeling a bit worried, shook his head. "Not really, I just-"
"THEN WHY WON'T YOU LISTEN TO MY JOKE!?" The chicken shouted, leaping up to peck Shiro's nose.
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:38:57 GMT -5
Shiro rubbed his nose after the chicken pecked it. "I told you, I'm busy!"
The bird huffed. "So you listen to Berick, but no one else? Isn't that a little unfair?"
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:42:27 GMT -5
Shiro heard a murmering and looked around, realizing he was surrounded by chickens (and roosters). All of them seemed to agree with the first chicken, except Berick, who was standing there looking proud as a peacock. "Uh, not really. He asked first, you didn't."
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:44:35 GMT -5
The chickens all gasped, and for a moment it was actually quiet. Then, one of the other chickens spoke up. "But, I was the first one to ask you, while you were still in that giant egg of yours."
Shiro turned to face said chicken, and shook his head. "Sorry, but I couldn't hear you."
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 16:51:03 GMT -5
"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!" Shiro turned to see another chi-ROOSTER flapping his wings. "You said you only listned to Berick's joke because he was the first to ask you, but it was NODER who asked first!! YOU LIED!!" The chickens began to close in on Shiro.
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 17:04:50 GMT -5
Shiro looked around at the many, MANY chickens, all of whom were looking at him with evil in their eyes (except Berick, who was sittinger there looking smug). "No, I just wasn't right. I THOUGHT I was telling the truth."
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN!? YOU KNEW NODER WANTED YOU TO HEAR HIS JOKE!"
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 17:07:06 GMT -5
Shiro shook his head. "I was in the, er, egg, remember? I couldn't hear anything!"
"THAT'S A LIE!! ANY CHICK CAN HEAR WHAT'S GOING ON OUTSIDE HIS EGG!!"
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 17:16:43 GMT -5
Shiro shook his head. "Incase any of you haven't noticed, I'm not a chicken."
"WELL OF COURSE YOU'RE NOT!" Shiro nodded, glad at least one bird had some sense. "YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY A ROOSTER!"
...Or maybe not.
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 17:18:29 GMT -5
Shiro sighed in annoyance as all the birds started talking at once, each asking him to hear their joke. "LOOK, I'M NOT HERE TO HEAR YOUR LAME JOKES!! I JUST NEED TO GET SOMETHING!"
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 17:23:07 GMT -5
There was silence for a full five minutes. Then, quietly, one chicken asked, "Lame?" It was if that word opened the mouths of all the others, each one asking if he had just said 'lame'. Then, suddenly, they all stopped, and Shiro felt for certain that each and every one of them was thinking of a way to make his stay there hell. Oh crud!
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Post by Shiro on Jun 29, 2009 17:30:10 GMT -5
As one the legion of chickens attacked, flapping their wings and jumping at the human. Shiro, not wanting to hurt any of them, held back and only swatted them aside. However, even holding back Shiro's strength was still enough to break their necks. Gah, how do you fight chickens without killing them!?
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YAY! You got it right! The Four Star Dragon Ball is here!
The hen went into one of the crudely made shacks and came out rolling the dragon ball. Shiro picked it up and placed it in his pocket as he spoke. "All you have to do to be sane is ignore the little voices in your head."